Thursday 15 March 2012

Hilarious Display


On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted
'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having
combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter 'U' was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!" Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the
way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you
may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just"
N100 to his newly found "preacher". "End of service go in peace and argue no more", said the
OC...sharp 9ja police..LOL!

10 comments:

  1. OMG! quite hilarious

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  2. Naija police will never change even with the change of uniform, they are still thieves.

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  3. police people are thieves,they are all shameless

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  4. hahahahaha i pitty that pastor,na God save am

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  5. hw i wish they had taking that pastor to to the police cell,my guy for don they chop bible for there

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  6. what bible version is that cos the passage seem to differ from mine

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  7. hahahaha...crazie policemen,looking for every means to collect N20

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  8. Na so them they die,they dey scam man of God

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  9. No beefing remember police it your friend...lol

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  10. No beefing remember police is your friend

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