1. "Winks more than he smiles."
2. "Can’t go to the bathroom without taking his cell phone with him.
3. "Goes to a strip club for lunch."
4. "Says all of his exes are ‘crazy’"
5. "Wears socks and sandals." (i still don't know how this adds up)
6. "Gets phone calls at all hours of the night—unless he’s a doctor."
7. "Doesn’t like pizza or beer." (i still wonder how this adds up???...)
8. "Has more hair products than you."
9. "’Isn’t ready for something serious.’ This is code for, ‘I’m using you for sex.’"
10. "Doesn’t have any messages in his email inbox or outbox."
11. "Won’t introduce you to his friends or family."
12. "Won’t tell you any details about his day."
13. "Doesn’t take you out in public."
